Using any of the techinques below are risky, you should know your girl friend better :) so only try what you think might work..
Scorpiono’s GF Rule #1: If you are late, and she’s waiting for you in the living room, waiting for an explination, just have a semi-sarcastic smile on your face. She’ll start whining, tell her to shut up and kiss her. This usually works all the time, she might still say 2-3 words after, but maintain the smily face.
Scorpiono’s GF Rule #2: If she is yelling at you, just go away, simply walk out of the room, always works but don’t do it too often..
Scorpiono’s GF Rule #3: Turn things your way, you be the upset one, whatever reason she’s blaming you for, “trust” always is a nice thing to fight-back with. “You don’t trust me? Okay.. now I’m really… ughh.. just leave it”
Scorpiono’s Bonus GF Rule #4: You are in the situation where you simply can’t explain youself? Just shut up, say nothing the whole night!